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ARE YOU EATING MY BIBLE, YOU DISGUSTING BUTT CHEESE? YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!
— My mom to the dog.

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unwittyremarks:

holy fuck he is a dilf

1 year ago · 25 notes · reblog

missflossy:

Breeze

Except it’d be, “someone as smart as I”.

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fuckin-tardah:

missflossy:

I fucking love Stephen Fry. He makes England awesome xD

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2 years ago · 150 notes · reblog
This is coming from my comical side and I’m well aware it’s irrational, but it’s funny.

What if some kind of rapture did happen today but it was like some other deity, the christians would be fucked. ROFL!

2 years ago · 15 notes · reblog
All this rapture shit talk…

All I got to say is, I’m an atheist…but, I humor myself with this thought:
If the rapture does occur, damn, I know I’m left behind, and I hope Hollywood Undead is too…so I can still go to their concerts. x]

2 years ago · Notes · reblog

oh rofl.

2 years ago · 11 notes · reblog
JN