“ARE YOU EATING MY BIBLE, YOU DISGUSTING BUTT CHEESE? YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!” — My mom to the dog.

unwittyremarks:

holy fuck he is a dilf

missflossy:

Breeze

Except it’d be, “someone as smart as I”.

fuckin-tardah:

missflossy:

I fucking love Stephen Fry. He makes England awesome xD

rationalityrules:

keke

What if some kind of rapture did happen today but it was like some other deity, the christians would be fucked. ROFL!

All I got to say is, I’m an atheist…but, I humor myself with this thought:
If the rapture does occur, damn, I know I’m left behind, and I hope Hollywood Undead is too…so I can still go to their concerts. x]

oh rofl.