"ARE YOU EATING MY BIBLE, YOU DISGUSTING BUTT CHEESE? YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!"

—My mom to the dog.

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posted 2 years ago with 5 notes
#bible #god #religion #crazy religious people

unwittyremarks:

holy fuck he is a dilf

posted 2 years ago with 25 notes
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#gabriel macht #oh my god #OH #MY #GOD

missflossy:

Breeze

Except it’d be, “someone as smart as I”.

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posted 2 years ago with 15 notes
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#atheist #intelligence #jesus #god #religion #lol #funny #logic #genius

fuckin-tardah:

missflossy:

I fucking love Stephen Fry. He makes England awesome xD

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rationalityrules:

keke

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This is coming from my comical side and I’m well aware it’s irrational, but it’s funny.

What if some kind of rapture did happen today but it was like some other deity, the christians would be fucked. ROFL!

posted 3 years ago with 15 notes
#God #religion #atheism #deities #lol

All this rapture shit talk…

All I got to say is, I’m an atheist…but, I humor myself with this thought:
If the rapture does occur, damn, I know I’m left behind, and I hope Hollywood Undead is too…so I can still go to their concerts. x]

posted 3 years ago with Notes
#god #lol #atheism #hollywood undead

oh rofl.

posted 3 years ago with 11 notes
#this is hilarious #god #harry potter #lol